Wild KARI approaches!

[aceofspades]

Um, hi there! I go by Kari on these parts of the internet, and I'm bringing a happy bundle of love and joy wrapped up in a black, winged, tentacled carapace - Jack Noir, the Sovereign Slayer from Homestuck! See icon for details - he's a bit Baphomet-esque if you catch him at the wrong (or right) angle, to be honest. He's a jerk with a heart of ragetastic darkness, and generally speaking would love nothing more than to see the death of every last one of you. He also plays a mean piano solo, and god help you all if he finds a suit that'll fit that body-type of his. (It's harder than you'd think to get clothes like he is. :< )

He's going to be showing up after certain events but Before Certain Events, which is about the only way I can put it without massive spoilers. Both his app and an HMD will be going up shortly in his journal, so if you feel the need to look at or comment on either... well, there you go! <3

Finally, as for a fact about me: I love mathematics, in all its various forms, and yet RPing / reading are my favorite pastimes. What does this say about me? I have absolutely no clue! It scares a lot of people, though, so I try not to talk too much about math in public.

I'm in chat a decent amount of the time, and I can be found at derpy angel on AIM. Glad to be here with everyone! C:

Comments

[thatguywhohasablog]

i feel

suddenly compelled to try to draw him in the utopia academy uniform

mainly because i can't really imagine what that would look like

[aceofspades]

oh man just

what

if you do this please tell me because god knows i can't envision it

[thatguywhohasablog]

let me just

go open sketchbook pro

[thatguywhohasablog]

... when i am done watching this stupid film

[aceofspades]

IDE: jack loves romantic comedies

he is disgusted by them but he enjoys the hatred that courses through his veins whenever he sees Hugh Grant onscreen

[bitofafiction]

...NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

SO MUCH.

[idkmybffxiao]

aaaaaaaaaaaa get out of my dorm no monsters allowed I mean hi! 8D

[aceofspades]

hello there little girl



do you want to hear a story

HI! 8D

[idkmybffxiao]

do not want

I THINK... that puts all the current villains in that dorm... all... two of them.

[aceofspades]

what are you talking about jack is totally a good guy

would a face like this lie to you

[idkmybffxiao]

/see icon

[aceofspades]

ALL ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU

hope you don't mind living with the boogieman mei

[idkmybffxiao]

as long as he doesn't mind living with FOOT TO HIS FACE

[aceofspades]

OW FUCK

YES HE DOES MIND THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[idkmybffxiao]

WELL TOO BAD

THAT IS WHAT A MEI DISPENSES TO CREEPY MONSTER THINGS







when not avoiding them like omg sob

[aceofspades]

that's speciesist right there
against jack's people

great job DISCRIMINATING mei

[idkmybffxiao]

CREEPY

MONSTER

THING

[aceofspades]

DISCRIMINATION

[idkmybffxiao]

IS NOT!

[aceofspades]

i am going to sue you



for damages

[idkmybffxiao]

there are no lawyers in utopia

[aceofspades]

then i will have to start the bureaucratic revolution

the red tape and the pen
those will be my symbols
and with them i will forge a new era

an era of gridlock and needless paperwork
an era of trivialities taking months to process
an era of barely-diguised nepotism called "meritocracy"

and i will call it
home

[idkmybffxiao]

sounds








boooooriiiing. :|

[aceofspades]

you were so close kid
so close
beautiful or amazing or utopian or hell
even 'kinda decent' woulda cut it
but this

this


this is unforgivable
and do you know what happens to little kids
that do unforgivable things?

[idkmybffxiao]

They get grounded?

[aceofspades]

You think this is somethin' grounding can take care of?

Better hope your parents are keepin' watch, sweetheart, because when little kids do something terrible the boogieman comes in the middle of the night.

And then?
He grabs 'em by the throat,


and they ain't ever heard from again.

[idkmybffxiao]

Y-yeah, well...

I'll just beat him up too!

[aceofspades]

Atta girl.

Hey, how's about a hint, huh? You see any boogiemen, you tell 'em to fuck off, you understand me? And if you mean it, if ya really mean it, then...

Maybe you'll make it another day.

[bitofafiction]

...I would just like to say that reading this thread has made my everytihng. 8)

[bitofafiction]

except my spelling

it didn't make that

apparently

[idkmybffxiao]

Buuut that would be swearing.


Am I even allowed to swear?

[aceofspades]

Course you can fuckin' swear. The hell kinda question is that?

[bitofafiction]

MATH

MATH

MATHMATHMATHMATHMATH

hi!

[aceofspades]

KNOWLEDGE PERTAINING TO MATHEMATICS, OR THE UNHINDERED PURSUIT THEREOF

hi c:

[bitofafiction]

^__^

Hi, I am a NERD OF EVERYTHING

math included

it is delicious



also a Pyth

I am one of those too

[aceofspades]

math is indeed delicious
a tasty sort of minty red flavor

GLAD TO MEET YOU FELLOW NERDLING!!

if i may ask what canon is holmes from?

[bitofafiction]

he is from MY BRAIN

essentially



okay so it works like this: Watch the recent Sherlock Holmes movie. Notice that Robert Downey Jr also plays Iron Man. Conceive of wildly improbable crossovers. Start writing one. Notice that a freeform RP you frequent is having a sudden spate of Sunnydale High AUs. Conceive of a wildly improbable crossover with the previous wildly improbable crossover. Start writing that one, too.

and that is how The Lake of Sky happened.

[scott_pilgrim]

I saw you on chat.

I'm Kururu.




I still have not read Homestuck.

[aceofspades]

I saw you in chat as well.

Hi. C:

[aceofspades]

AND DON'T WORRY unless you mean avoid spoilers which I can do?? :'D;