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rakuen_ooc2012-02-03 06:09 pm
themidwife) wrote in rakuen_ooc2012-02-03 06:09 pm
i must be the. the MIDWIFE.
Hi!!! I'm Kari, I'm a twenty-year-old mathematics senior in Oregon, and I am dragging in one Karkat Vantas of Homestuck fame! He is normally a tiny ball of rage, vulgarity and capslock, but extensive AU has made him older, more capable of self-preservation, and preened him for his ideal calling:
IMPERIAL BIRTHING GUARDIAN.
Since I'm evidently incapable of writing anything serious ever. If you want to add me, I'm Karijou on Plurk and derpy angel on AIM.
My interesting factoid is that I am completely uninteresting w h o o p s.
EDIT: since I forget everything, he's effectively twenty-eight years old, terrible at everything, he only answers to "Midwife / Professor / Professor Midwife," and he's the new sex Ed teacher. WHOOPWHOOP.
IMPERIAL BIRTHING GUARDIAN.
Since I'm evidently incapable of writing anything serious ever. If you want to add me, I'm Karijou on Plurk and derpy angel on AIM.
My interesting factoid is that I am completely uninteresting w h o o p s.
EDIT: since I forget everything, he's effectively twenty-eight years old, terrible at everything, he only answers to "Midwife / Professor / Professor Midwife," and he's the new sex Ed teacher. WHOOPWHOOP.
no subject
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HE IS WATCHING ALL OF YOU IDIOT HUMANSPAWN
no subject
Lol it is an AU party up in FOrtitude IDEFK