i must be the. the MIDWIFE.

[themidwife]

Hi!!! I'm Kari, I'm a twenty-year-old mathematics senior in Oregon, and I am dragging in one Karkat Vantas of Homestuck fame! He is normally a tiny ball of rage, vulgarity and capslock, but extensive AU has made him older, more capable of self-preservation, and preened him for his ideal calling:

IMPERIAL BIRTHING GUARDIAN.

Since I'm evidently incapable of writing anything serious ever. If you want to add me, I'm Karijou on Plurk and derpy angel on AIM.

My interesting factoid is that I am completely uninteresting w h o o p s.

EDIT: since I forget everything, he's effectively twenty-eight years old, terrible at everything, he only answers to "Midwife / Professor / Professor Midwife," and he's the new sex Ed teacher. WHOOPWHOOP.

Newbie

[thekingofpopstar]

Hello there. I'm Kana bringing in King Dedede from the Kirby series. He's greedy, egotistical, and loves food, so you might want to hide your goodies.

Anyway, was enabled to give this game a go by Xero, so yeah... hope to have fun with the rest of you guys, cause I seriously have no idea what I'm doing, lol.

And I have a plurk. Slowkingislove is the name and hope to be acquainted with the rest of you :)