hiatus update + intro

[thehungman]

 Hi, guys, this is Poptart bringing in Isabela from the Dragon Age universe. (Specifically, Dragon Age 2) She is a pirate queen that loves the sea, booze, booty (both kinds) and getting into trouble because ROGUES DO WHAT THEY WANT. If your character is NOT underaged and kind of attractive, expect relentless flirting and innuendo. Isabela is basically a walking, talking pirate issue of Penthouse. She'll be at Conquest teaching the class Rogue Training 101 -- a basic introduction to the art of piracy, lockpicking, pickpocketing, sneaking, backstabbing, general debauchery and delinquency. Underaged kids getting wasted, oh yes.

On a side note, I dropped Jack (sorry :C) and King John is off hiatus. JOHN IS A PLAYER THIS ROUND. PLOT WITH ME MOTHERFUCKERS.

Comments

[allurprincess]

Yesssss Isabela. I STILL HAVE NO CONQUEST STUDENTS THIS IS UNFAIR but she should meet Flynn at least.

[thehungman]

Is Flynn cute? Does he like wrestling?

[whitestknight]

:|b

[thehungman]

Mm, yes, Isabela would like tickets to the gun show.

[unflinchable]

Isabel
and Santana
need to meet

[thehungman]

Hot Hispanic girl sexual tension? I'm in.

[savedbyasong]

She seems very cool. Suzaku will lineface his way through her lessons.

Also Shion is a Player! If John wants to fight him!

[thehungman]

It's been a while since I watched Geass, but I think Isabela won't like him much either. He's too concerned of other people.

OH, YES, LET'S FIGHT A GENTLEMEN'S FIGHT.

[savedbyasong]

Probably not no, ah well beautiful dislike!

Yes! John will win, so it just remains to see what day you would like this to be.

[thehungman]

IT'S OK, in Dragon Age, that kind of dislike leads to hate friends.

Well, he had a battle on Tuesday. Wednesday, then?

[secretlyuseful]

Wednesday is cool! Who will John be using?

[thehungman]

.........David. :')

[savedbyasong]

Awesome, Shion will be using Becca since he knows John and her know each other so wont be worried that he will lose her

Do you want to log this?

[thehungman]

John would give Becca back!

...I'd love to, but I kind of have a lot on my plate considering. College. Handwave, then.

[savedbyasong]

Awesome and handwaving is cool!

[leadscrows]

oh no, Aly is already good at all of those things....

She'll just have to pretend to be very bad at them. :Vb

[thehungman]

Why pretend? She could be an expert and Isabela won't be obligated to teach her! She can just give her a naughty book and some whiskey and leave her alone in a corner!

This is a good arrangement, if you ask her.

[leadscrows]

ALAS Aly has not yet had a good reason to divulge all of her spy-like secrets so she's still pretending to be a finicky ladies' maid.

....WHICH JUST MEANS ISABELA SHOULD MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER
and then they will be bros that do great things

[thehungman]

I like this idea.

Isabela and Aly go on an adventure stealing raks and drinking wine and playing card games on the school rooftop under the night sky. She has so many sexcapades to share to willing ears, you have no idea.

[unflinchable]

Santana is linefacing at you SO HARD ALY, SO HARD. SHE KNOWS YOUR SECRET.

[heroiccia]

*Gasp!* An Isabela~! You are awesome!

[thehungman]

I know.

[heroiccia]

Just so long as she doesn't try and steal his shiny stuff.