introducing the most ironic strider yet.

[timaeustestifies]

Hellooo, lovely people! o7 Newbie here, bringing in the fourth Strider to grace this game. I'm playing Dirk, aka OU Bro from the alpha timeline, and he's been placed in Conquest. (And if you're reading Homestuck and...haven't gotten to Act 6 I AM SORRY FOR SPOILING YOU. 8()

Anyways, for those who don't know jack about Dirk, he's ~15, a bit of a child prodigy in irony and robotics, as well as programming cognitive entities such as his Auto Responder. He's similar to Dave in the fact he uses metaphors and goes on tangents and uses irony as a crutch I MEAN, but unlike Dave he uses essentially perfect syntax/grammar/and sometimes puns. His font of choice is the same orange as Davesprite, and the same color as his eyes. (Speaking of eyes, he has a pair of pretty rad, ironic anime shades that also house a computer and his Auto Responder.) Anyways, more information can be found at his application, and I have my HMD post up and open as well!

As for me, I'm (A)Manda, and I'm 20 years old! I'm female and I live in Texas, between Houston and Sugar Land. (Quite literally between, because my neighborhood is between the city lines and not incorporated in either.) As far as fun facts go, I can't think of many uuuhhh. I am really, really excitable and a bit of a pushover. Does that count? I dunno.

Anyways, you can reach me on AIM at sandshrews, and my plurk is daintily!

one (1) ornery dickfuck

[threshprinceoffuckyou]

Goooooood morning Sunny San Diego!

My name is Poptart! Yes, like the dessert-breakfast.  Some of you may already know me because I am a big, fat Homestuck. I am bringing in Karkat Vantas from that one really obscure canon, you've probably never heard of it, Homestuck. He is a gigantic, ornery asshole so I apologize in advance for his face. He is taken from the Third Intermission so he is a walking, talking ball of spoilers. He is sorted at Conquest. His weapon is a sickle named Cancer and oh boy we are going to have so much fun with that. Does anybody here want Cancer? Anybody? No? Yeah, I heard it's hard to deal with too.

Please don't ever be afraid to approach me with plot??? I am nice, okay, I am nice and adorable. I love plot, I will tag everybody -- ESPECIALLY THE OTHER TROLLS HERE and Jade and John. Prostate before your benevolent, all-mighty leader, bitches.

My plurk is rustandstardust (person who gets the ref gets a prize) so add me (castmates i am looking at you) but tell me here first because otherwise I will end up doing: a) the stalky thing or b) the WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU thing.

Fun fact: I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. I am a seventeen year old ESL loli from the Philippines! 8D 8D 8D

Edit: Karkat types in RAGECAPS so if you have a problem with that, tell me here.